Look, we like Alexander Rybak, we love his song and wish him good luck in Moscow (not that we’re really convinced he needs it). But really, the Norwegian pixie seems to be mutating into the kind of person who hangs around outside stage doors at regional pantomimes waiting to have his photo taken with the Krankies. Further evidence of which is proven by this, which pinged into our mailbox a couple of days ago….
In case you were wondering, this is Eurovision legend Phillip Kirkorov (the one on the right that is). And frankly we can’t work out which of this pair looks more terrified.
Next week: Alexander goes in search of random members of Scooch, and is seen in the bar of the Theatre Royal Grimsby in the hope of getting Little and Large’s autographs…….
