And your first ten finalists are….

….as follows!

ROMANIA

MOLDOVA

ICELAND

HUNGARY

ALBANIA

DENMARK

CYPRUS

GREECE

RUSSIA

IRELAND

Any Excuse….

…..to drag this old clip out. For those of you who watched Eurovision Your Country Needs You and are excited at the prospect of sending twins to Moscow, we offer this cautionary reminder of what can happen when identical siblings are let loose on a Eurovision stage……

And for the record we are backing Damien. For his obvious talent. And not for any aesthetic qualities whatsoever, you understand…….